Abu El Abed at the Hairdresser

Once AA went to a hairdresser for a haircut. AA tried to start a conversation with the people while waiting.

AA: "Did you hear what Clinton said today?"

Barber: "Allah Y khallic, ma bedna seeyasee bi hal mahal"

..after few minutes:

AA: "Do you know how the dollar is doing today?"

Barber:"Allah Y khallic, ma bedna haki al dollar wel lira bi hal mahal"

few minutes later:

AA: "Tayyeb feena nehke Sex?"

Barber : Sure

AA: "e ayre feek wou bi hal mahal."