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Joke 362 Abu El Abed

Old Age (2)


After being warned by the doctor to take better care of himself, Abu El Abed (AA) replied that he is quite certain that he lives a good, clean life.

Doctor: "What makes you say that?"

AA: "If I didn't live a good, clean life God wouldn't turn the bathroom light on for me every time I get up in the middle of the night."

The Doctor was concerned: "You mean when you get up in the night to go to the bathroom, God himself turns on the light for you?"

AA: "Aywa, whenever I get up to go to the bathroom, God turns the light on for me"

 

Well, the doctor didn't say anything else, but when the Em El Abed (EA) came in for her check up, he felt he had to let her know what her husband said.

Doctor: "I just want you to know, your husband's in fine physical shape but I'm worried about his mental condition. He told me that every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, God turns the light on for him."

EA: "He what?" she cried.

Doctor: "He said every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, God turns the light on for him."

EA: "Aha!!!" she exclaimed. "So he's the one who's been peeing in the refrigerator!"


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