Hani Abu Rahmeh's Archive of Abu El Abed Jokes
Abu El Abed's New Leather Shoes
One day Abu El Abed (AA) was taking a walk in Basta, when Abu Steif (AS) jumped out of ahwit le'ezez, and ran to talk to AA:
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AS: ya Abu El Abed shou hal sebbat el helo hayda! mneyn jebto? (nice shoes, where did you get them from) |
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AA: cheft ya AS keef aam bi lammi3, ba3den hayda mech hayalla marka, hayda ERSACE, metel versace bass men jeled le' eyoura. (this is an ersace like versace but the leather comes from penises) |
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AS: eh dakhilak ya AA, erotneh labta 3a tizeh! (please AB kick my ass) |
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