Abu El Abed Jokes - No Washing Machine is Needed
Abu El Abed had a code with his wife to notify her when he felt
like jumping into the sack. They agreed that in front of the children
he would ask her: I have some cloths that need washing, can you
prepare the washing machine? If she says yes, Abu El Abed gets
One day when Abu El Abed felt the urge, he called on his son.
Abu El Abed: go ask your mother to get the washing machine ready.
After a while his son came back. My mother said the washing is
not ready yet.
Abu El Abed kept sending his son to see if the mother would get
the washing ready, but the son always came back with same reply:
my mother said the washing machine is not ready. Abu El Abed gave
After a while however, his son came back saying: father, my asked
me to tell you that the washing machine is ready if you want to
wash your cloths.
Abu El Abed replied: go tell her its too late, I washed them by