Abed Got Laid

Abed asked his father:

	Abed: I would like to go out tonight
	AA: ok, as long as you get back at 10
	Abed: ok dad
	AA waited at home until Abed showed up at 2 am
	AA: DO YOU NOW WAT TIME IS IT NOW?
	Abed: yes it is 2am in the morning but I have a very good reason. I had sex tonight
	AA was very happy: Ya Em El Abed come here. Abed lost his virginity. Let's open a bottle of champagne and sit down to have a drink.
	Abed: we can have a drink, but I cannot sit down (ouch)