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Joke 335 Abu El Abed

Abu El Abed the Hash Smoker

Abu El Abed (AA) and Abu Steif (AS) were picked up by the Fir'a 16 (police) for smoking hash and appeared in court before the judge.

Judge: You both have a clean record, and your reputation is good in Basta. I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail you. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday.

On Monday, AA and AS were in court and the judge said to AS.

Judge: How did you do over the weekend?

AS: Well your honour I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.

Judge: 17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?

AS: I used a diagram, your honour. I drew two circles like this: O o, and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs.

Judge: That's great. And how did you do?" (to AA)

AA: Well your honour I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.

Judge: 156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!

AA: Well I used a similar approach. (draws two circles) I said (pointing to small circle) this is your asshole before prison.....:

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