Joke 315 Abu El Abed
Abu El Abed and James Bond
Queen Elizabeth heard about the legendary Abu El Abed (AA)...
She sent her finest spy ever- agent 007- to check him out...
James Bond arrived to Beirut's International Airport and headed
immediately to qahwet la' jez... He goes in and there he saw a
man with big moustache, fuming his hubble bubble (argeeleh), and
having two cute boys next to him...
Wearing his formal suit as usual, Bond goes near AA and says:
| Bond: "my name is Bond... James Bond"...
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| AA looks at him upside down and with a sinister laugh
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| AA: "feek.... Ayre feek"
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