Joke 314 Abu El Abed
Abu El Abed Goes Skiing in Faraya
Abu El Abed (AA) and Abu Steif (AS) went skiing in Faraya for
a whole week. Given that this was their first time, they decided
to take courses with a personal instructor. They paid him for
a whole week.
The first day everything went fine. The second day, the instructor
didn't show up! AA & AS went to the instructor's boss to complain:
| AA: Waynoueh el-estez? |
| Boss: What's his name?
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| AA & AS: We don't know! |
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| Boss: Ok, what does he look like?
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| AS: He wears a red suit! |
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| Boss: All the instructors wear red suits! Can you be more specific!
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| AA: AH! ana ba3ref! 3andu ayrayn. (I know, he has 2 dicks)
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| Boss: How did you know?
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| AA: While he was teaching us, another instructor came to him and said: "Shoo keef el-ayrayn li ma3ak?"
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