UFO

A UFO landed on Abu El Abed's (AA) roof. A man and a woman from outer space got out of the space ship and were invited into AA's home..

Man: can we spend the night at your place?

AA: ahla w sahla.

After dinner, AA got turned on by the UFO woman. He asked the UFO man

AA: would you like to swap wives?

Man: yes, why not.

Em El Abed (EA) went to bed with the UFO man. When she took his clothes off and looked at his dick, she found it too small.

EA: is that all what you got?

The UFO man twisted his ear and his dick started growing.
The following morning the UFO left.

AA: EA how was your night?

EA: A night to remember, and yours?

AA: the woman kept on twisting my ear all night. I didn't know what she wanted.

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