Joke 291 Abu El Abed
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Abu El Abed (AA) El Beiruteh is a strong and feared man in Lebanon.
One day, he went to Ahweh El Ejeiz. He walked towards a table
and looked at one of the man sitting there and said:
| AA:"Wle, two plus two? (2+2 = ?) |
| Man: "Walaw ya AA, 7!"
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| AA: 3afek (good) |
| AA goes to the next table and asks another person:
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| AA: two plus two? |
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| Man: Walaw ya za3im! 3!
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| AA: Good |
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| AA goes to an ajnabe (a stranger) and asks him:
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| AA: Wle, two plus two? |
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| Stranger: two plus two = 4!
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| AA takes his gun out and shoots the man. El Chabeb in Ahweit were surprised.
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| Chabeb: Lah ya AA! leish katalto (why did you kill him?)
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| AA: He knows too much! |
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