Snake Bite

Once AA and AS were driving in the mountains when AA asked AS to stop the car so that AA can take a piss. While AA unloaded, a snake bit AA on his penis.

Given that they were both far from a hospital, AS called the doctor on the cellulaire.

AS: doctor, AA has been bitten by a snake on his penis, what should I do?

Doctor: you must suck the blood or he will die.

AA: What did the doctor say?

AS : sorry AA, doctor said that you are going to die