Abu El Abed Jokes
Abu El Abed in Free Diving Competition
At the Olympics competition, Abu El Abed qualified for the free
diving competition. The finalists were an Italian, American and
AA off course.
The American said that he can jump from a 10 meter high into a
pool that has 1 meter of water. He managed to jump successfully.
The Italian said that he'll do the same but only with half meter
of water in the pool. Again he was successful.
Finally AA said that he will perform the same jump into an empty
pool. All he need is mamsi7ha(wiper).
His coach tried to talk him out of it as it was crazy. AA was
He went up and dived down into the empty pool that had only the
mamis7ha in it. He was unconscious and seriously injured and was
rushed to the hospital.
His friends came to visit him, and told him:
||Friend: Wallow ya AE ma `ilnalak innak ra7h tekasir 7hlak
||AA: ana kint ghtasit min7h bas badi a@rif aya Akhou sharmouta yali 3asar al mamis7ha (I wanna know which son of a bitch squeezed the wiper)