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Joke 238 Abu El Abed

Abu El Abed the Millionaire

After Abu Abed won the lotteries and kicked his wife out of the house. He invested his money into shares, banks, the money market and made more millions.

One day while he was at the bank checking on his millions, he noticed a new secretary that was absolutely stunning. He asked the bank manager if he could ask her out and the bank manager was more than happy to let her go with Abu Abed as he is now the banks wealthiest and most well known customer. But the manager warned Abu Abed that the secretary is from the USA and cannot speak Arabic.

Abu Abed: " That's OK, I was taught some English by my son Abed"

The beautiful secretary of the manager of the Bank of Beirut goes to dinner in Beirut's finest restaurant with Abu Abed. Abu Abed out of the blue, asks her to marry him.
Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her. Don't reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade Abu Abed wanting to marry her.

Secretary: "I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75 carat diamond ring, with a matching 200 carat diamond tiara."
AA pauses for awhile. Then, he nods his head and says
Abu Abed: "No problem!! I have. I have."
Realizing that her first condition was too easy, the woman says to the man,
Secretary: "I want you to build me a 100 room mansion in Beirut and As a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France."
Abu Abed pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular phone, calls some brokers in Beirut, then he calls some brokers in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and says,
Abu Abed "Okay, okay. I build, I build."
Realizing that she has one last condition, the secretary knows that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and finally, she gets an idea. A sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at Abu Abed and says, rather coldly,
Secretary: " I, want the man I marry to have a 20-inch penis."
Abu Abed seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table. All the while, he's muttering something in a strange Arabic dialect. Finally, after what seemed like forever, Abu Abed shakes his head, looking real sad, says to the woman,
Abu Abed: "Okay, okay. I cut. I cut."

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