Mayyo

It has been decided in Beirut that no one is allowed to speak in any other language other than Arabic.

AA wanted to buy a "mayyo" (swimming suit). He couldn't remember how to say it in Arabic ? He went to AS's shop ala raouche and asked him :

AA: Abu Steif ...

AS: Naam Maallmee...

AA: Ya AS, endak shi mastour lillouyour al bhour ?

AS: La wallah maallmee, endi ghtat lallqtat al chtat...