Em Abed Trying to Commit Suicide

Em Abed was taken to the hospital because she was shot in the knee. The doctor asked her how she got shot?

She answered: I was trying to commit suicide.

The doctor asked: Why?

Em Abed answered: Abu Abed doesn't love me any more. He always says that I am fat and ugly.

The doctor asked: How come you shot yourself in the knee?

EA: I asked Em Moustafa where my heart is? and she said JUST UNDER YOUR BREAST.