Abu El Abed Jokes
Em Abed Trying to Commit Suicide
Em Abed was taken to the hospital because she was shot in the
knee. The doctor asked her how she got shot?
She answered: I was trying to commit suicide.
The doctor asked: Why?
Em Abed answered: Abu Abed doesn't love me any more. He always
says that I am fat and ugly.
The doctor asked: How come you shot yourself in the knee?
EA: I asked Em Moustafa where my heart is? and she said JUST UNDER