Abu El Abed Jokes
The Secret of Em El Abed
Em El Abed has a wooden leg. When she started dating Abu El Abed,
she couldn't find the opportunity to tell him about her leg. They
got engaged, and she still hasn't told him. Eventually they got
married, and AE doesn't know.
On the honeymoon night, when AA went into to the bathroom to fix
his mustache, Em El Abed decided to take her leg off. When AA
returned, he started caressing Em El Abed. He couldn't find one
of the legs so he asks Em El Abed:
| Abu El Abed: Where is your other leg? |
| Em El Abed: It's on the closet
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| Abu El Abed: Wloo, lay im fareshkha ejreyki hal'ad!!!! (why are you spreading your legs that much)
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