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Joke 159 Abu El Abed

Abu El Abed Goes to South Africa


Abu El Abed went to South Africa. He decided to go and but some bread. As he was waiting in line, a man approached him:

Man: Are you new in town?
AA: Yes, why?
Man: We, the white people don't stand in line, we jump the queue and go all the way inside.
After buying his bread, AA decided to catch a taxi back to the hotel. As he was waiting for one, a man approached him:
Man 2: Are you new in town?
AA: Yes, why?
Man 2: We, the white people don't wait for a taxi, we find one with a black guy and throw him out.
AA eventually found a taxi and decided to go to the cinema instead of the hotel. He found a long line, so he decided to jump the queue and went all the way to the cashier.
AA: Give me a ticket in the front
Cashier: Are you new in town?
AA: Yes, why?
Cashier: We, the white people don't sit in the front, we sit upstairs, balcony seats.
During the movie, AA had the urge to go to the toilet. He asked the guy next to him where the toilets were?
Man 3: Are you new in town?
AA: Yes, why?
Man 3: We, the white people don't go to the toilet, we piss on the crowd below
AA having no choice, started pissing on the crowd below. A few seconds later, a huge black guy screamed from below:
Black Guy: Hey, Hey, Are you new in town?
AA: Yes, why?
Black Guy: mat wazze3a chouway (why don't you spread it a little bit)


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