Joke 141 Abu El Abed
Abu El Abed in Grand Jardin
AA was six years old in grand jardin when the teacher was teaching
the class how to come up with a word for each letter. Every time
she says: OK kids give me a word for the letter "B"
AA :says bzaz(boobs), "A" AA: air(dick),"T"AA:teez(butt),
One day the principal(al moudeer)of the school was coming to the
class for the yearly inspection, so the teacher told AA no matter
what happens when the moudeer comes you don't say a word. AA:tayeb
Al moudeer came into the class and asked the teacher to start
the test: OK demoiselle fargini safek shou biya3ref.
When the teacher said "B". AA put his hand up but she
ignored him and said Toni give me a letter starting with "B".
Toni replied "bab".
When the teacher said "J". AA put his hand up but she
ignored him again and said Foufou give me a letter starting with
"B". Foufou replied "jaras".
At this stage, the moudeer was impressed and said "K".
The class was quiet except for AA. Having no choice, the teacher
asks AA to give her the word. AA replied kazam(short man). The
teacher relieved congratulated AA.
AA interrupted and said: sa7i kazam bas zoubou meter