El Concerto

Abu El Abed (AA) was visiting Paris on holiday enjoying himself. He was going out in the morning and coming back exhausted late in the night.

As AA was getting ready to go to sleep, someone next door was playing the violin. AA jumped out of his bed, knocked on his neighbor's door and demanded an explanation.

An Italian dude opened the door and explained:" today practice, tomorrow Concerto..."

AA said OK and went back to his room.

This continued on or several days, every time AA asked for an explanation, the Italian dude would say " today practice, tomorrow Concerto".

One night, the Italian started playing his violin but AA did not show up !

The Italian went to AA's room and peeked in from the open door, and found AA masturbating in his bed !

He rushed in and said: "Abu El Abed, what are you doing ? This is bad for your health !"

Abu El Abed replied :" Today practice, tomorrow 7hanik immak " :)