Joke 135 Abu El Abed
Abu Abed was visiting an old friend, Zakaria. While sitting on
the balcony drinking arghileh (hubble bubble), Zakaria looks up
in the sky and says Abu Abed, look at this airplane. It is going
to crash! Abu Abed looks at the airplane, which was flying in
its normal course, and the airplane suddenly collides with a tall
Startled Abu Abed asks How did you know it is going to crash?
Zakaria replies I can predict! Abu Abed said I don't believe
you! Zakaria said Well look at this red car in the intersection.
It is going to hit the motorist. And ten seconds later, the
Abu Abed asks Zakaria Can you teach me how to predict? Zakaria
replies Sure, all you need is to take out every single hair between
your belly button and your knees. And that's it, you will be
able to predict!
Abu Abed spends a couple of days taking out every single hair
between his belly button and his knees. He then goes to the Ahwet
Lijaz and gather the shabab. He tells them look at this bicyclist
he is going to fall but nothing happens. He adds Look at this
man carrying the grocery bags. One bag is going to fall and nothing
happens. Abu Abed was humiliated (tbahdal).
So Abu Abed goes back to Zakaria shouting Hay you. Are you pulling
my leg (3am timzah ma3i). I did like you asked me to and I could
not predict. Zakaria answers It is simple, you should have forgotten
one or two hairs. No way! replies Abu Abed. Zakaria says Let
Abu Abed lays down on the sofa and pulls his pants down. Zakaria
starts caressing his legs and derriere. As the caressing gets
gentler, Abu Abed turns to Zakaria and tells him Hey you, it looks
like you are going to fuck me.. Zakaria replies: You see, you
can predict after all!