Abu Abed's Didactic Analogies

When Abed was 10 years old, he went to his father and asked him:

	Abed: Baba, whats the different between theoretical and practical?
	AA: Well, I will explain it to you. Go and ask your sister, if her friend Sami gives her one hundred dollars would she show him her breasts?
	Abed goes to ask his sister who said no.
	Abed: She said no
	AA: Now asks her if she will do it for a thousand dollars
	Abed, later: Baba, I asked and she said yes. So what is the difference between theoretical and practical?
	AA: Wait. Go now and ask your mother, if Abu Steif gives her one hundred thousands dollars, would she let him sleep with her?
	Abed goes to ask his mom who said no.
	Abed: She said no
	AA: Now asks her if she will do it for a million dollars
	Abed, later: Baba, I asked mom and she said yes, so can you tell me now what is the difference?
	AA: Aha, you see, theoretically we are millionaires; practically we have two shramit in the house..