Abu El Abed and el Kabbout

Abu El Abed got sick of having a child every year, so one of those hot summer days he decided to visit the doctor to get his advice.

AA: Ya doctor, dakhilak shufelna 7all la hal mechekle!!

doc: walaw ya AA, ma sme3et bi ikhtirah ismo Kabbout (an invention called condom)??!

AA: doctor... ana bil fanella 3am ba tik may!!! baddak yeni elbiss kabbout??