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Joke 124 Abu El Abed

Zahle


Trying to fight the analphabetism in Lebanon, they made a school for grownups. AA was one of the students. And one time,...

teacher: AA, tell us about Za7le(Zahle).
AA: One day I woke up early in the morning on the songs of the birds. It was springtime, and a kind wind was blowing in the room. It was very refreshing, I wish you were with me then.
teacher: AA! I asked you to tell us about Za7le!
AA: Jayeeke alhadith, maDam!

I went and woke Em Abed up and told her:"Oumi ya mara 3malilna finjan kahwe 3a ssobo7 ta nrawek!". When I went to the balcony, the wind was so softly blowing that I really wish that you were there with me.

teacher: Could you please talk about Za7le?
AA: Jayeeke alhadith, maDam, rawkiha!

So I said to my self why don't I wake khaye Abou steif up to have a sob7iye together.I entered his room, and saw Abou Steif sleepping so deeply and so innocently. And the wind was blowing. To tell you the truth maDam(lalhakika), that was very seducing.

teacher: I ASKED YOU TALK ABOUT ZA7LE!!!
AA: Wsilna maDam, wsilna!

I stood there asking myself: would I wake him up or not, would or not, would or not... Suddenly I felt sleepy again, so I told my brother Zi7li, am Za7le.


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