Joke 124 Abu El Abed
Zahle
Trying to fight the analphabetism in Lebanon, they made a school
for grownups. AA was one of the students. And one time,...
| teacher: AA, tell us about Za7le(Zahle). |
| AA: One day I woke up early in the morning on the songs of the birds. It was springtime, and a kind wind was blowing in the room. It was very refreshing, I wish you were with me then.
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| teacher: AA! I asked you to tell us about Za7le!
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| AA: Jayeeke alhadith, maDam!
I went and woke Em Abed up and told her:"Oumi ya mara 3malilna finjan kahwe 3a ssobo7 ta nrawek!". When I went to the balcony, the wind was so softly blowing that I really wish that you were there with me.
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| teacher: Could you please talk about Za7le?
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| AA: Jayeeke alhadith, maDam, rawkiha!
So I said to my self why don't I wake khaye Abou steif up to have a sob7iye together.I entered his room, and saw Abou Steif sleepping so deeply and so innocently. And the wind was blowing. To tell you the truth maDam(lalhakika), that was very seducing.
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| teacher: I ASKED YOU TALK ABOUT ZA7LE!!! |
| AA: Wsilna maDam, wsilna!
I stood there asking myself: would I wake him up or not, would or not, would or not... Suddenly I felt sleepy again, so I told my brother Zi7li, am Za7le.
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