Joke 114 Abu El Abed
Abu El Abed the King of Yoga
In a strange twist of fate, AA got to the world yoga championship
final. His ultimate opponent was the Dalai-Lama himself.. In a
huge arena, AA and the Buddhist priest sat facing each other,
trying to show who has the most spiritual depth. The huge crowd
waited in silence and awe.
The priest being the current champion starts the contest.
Silent, he raises one finger to the sky.
AA quickly raises two fingers and looks into the DL's eyes.
The priest raises three fingers, to which AA solemnly responds
by closing his hand into a fist.
The DL (Dalai-Lama) visibly shaken closes his eyes and thinks
for half an hour. Finally, he forms a small circle with the first
two fingers of his two hands.
AA quickly forms the same circle and then takes his hands away
from each other.
Here the DL shakes his head and declares that he has lost.
At the door of the arena, the DL is met by a reporters from around
the world anxious to understand the spiritual meaning of what
they had just seen.
The DL says:"the beautiful simplicity and depth of AA spiritualism
are unequalled and I am sure that they will never be matched.
This is what happened:
I extended one finger meaning: Man
He extended two, meaning: Man and Earth,
I showed him three fingers meaning: Man, Earth and GOD
He replied by closing his fist which is the symbol of unity !!
I thought and thought and then formed a small circle that meant
that this association is limited, to which he replied quickly
by his symbolic gesture: don't forget that God is great"
Under the cheers of the crowds, AA comes out smiling through the
large door. He is met by the reporters: "AA, AA how did
you do it"
AA replies: "Oh it was really easy, I hope that the DL has
learned his lesson.
Well, he showed me a finger meaning "I will fuck you once"
:) to which I replied "I will fuck you twice ! ". He
insisted by raising 3 fingers which obviously meant "I will
fuck you 3 times"
Not to be outdone I showed him my fist meaning that I will fist
fuck him. (bidhachlak 'idii)
He then showed me a small circle which meant that his ass was
small, and I quickly reassured him that I will make it bigger
(here is the last part in arabic for the purists :)
"bas tizi zghireh"
"Ah boussi3lak yaha"