Joke 109 Abu El Abed
Abu El Abed and the Mercedes
AA was walking (aam yetmakhtar) on the beach (Ramleh el Baida).
He saw an Arabian Sheikh with a Mercedes 600.
| The Sheikh (to AA): Would you go with me to my hotel room ?
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| AA: Batel !, keef betehkee maae haik ? Ma Aref innou ane Abu El Abed ?
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| The Sheikh: I'll give you a Mercedes 600 !
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| AA (thinking): Kis Ikhteh, killa leile
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| So the two go back to the Sheikh's room where they got naked. The Sheikh's eir was hanging down all the way to his knees. AA was shocked and said:
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| Ya Abaeih, shoo haideh, dhashlee nissou waatini Mercedes 300 badal el 600 !
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