Abed and El EASY...

AA sent his son Abed to America HATTA YIT-AALAM TIJARA (to learn business). But Abed turned out to be a total failure in his studies (grades all zeros), so AA told Abed to come back to Beirut and learn IL MASLAHA (the business),which is a mini market, from AA.

Abed returned, and went with AA to the mini market(Douckaneh) in order to learn how to sell.

	AA speaking to Abed: now here comes a customer, sit down and observe how I handle things.
	Customer: Bonjour AA.
	AA: bonjourene madame.
	Customer: I need a good washing detergent to wash my curtains.
	AA: TIKRAM AIYNIK madame.
	AA went and brought the detergent plus a bottle of EASY(glass cleaner).
	Customer: I understand why you got the detergent, but why did you get EASY???
	AA: because when you are going to remove the curtains, you will find the windows dirty and you will need EASY to clean them.
	Customer: excellent idea AA thank you very much.
	Abed jumped and said I understand now how to do business, let me handle the next customer!
	next customer: Bonjour, I need a pack of ALWAYS PLUS.
	Abed: tikram ainik madame.
	he went and got a pack of ALWAYS and a bottle of EASY. The customer and AA looked at Abed astonishe!!
	Customer: I understand why you got the ALWAYS, but what about the EASY???
	Abed: well, BIMA INNO HAL OUSBOUH MA FI NIYAKEH, BTITSALLEH BIL EZEZ!(since this week there's no fucking, you'll pass your time by cleaning the windows)!!