Abu El Abed Jokes
Abu El Abed, the Hope of the Arabs
A competition between males of different nations was setup to
see which man would make a woman deliver the most children from
one pregnancy. the jamaheer (people) all voted Abu El Abed to
represent the Arabs, since he's been known to be Mr. Do it All...
(or so he claims)
After nine months from the start of the competition, the judges
went to check out the women... they found out that the French
man managed to get two kids, the Russian 3, the American 5, an
African 8, etc... The biggest shock and disappointment of the
Arabs was when they heard that Abu El Abed managed to get his
woman pregnant with only one child.
A friend told him upon arrival: lah ya Abu El Abed, jarastna!
Abu El Abed replied: tayeb shou bi3millak iza 3atyouni dakkar